One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!
The Selected Works of T.S. SpivetI used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I don’t have one.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousBecause it strikes me there is something greater than judgement. I think it is called mercy.
The Secret ScriptureOur friend Chewy doesn’t speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco.
The Super Spud TrilogyThere are these amazing little seeds called . You should grow some.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the YearApollo?” I guessed… He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” A god named Fred?
The Titan's Curse