I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I'm worried because I have a brand-new record, and it's called Crazy!
We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.
If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Gotham Games called me, and I could not be more thrilled. I've been waiting to be in a video game forever, so when they called there was no hesitation.
When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I'm a grown up, they call me a writer.
You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
My friends call me 'George,' 'GM,' or 'Georgia.' But most people who know me from when I was little call me 'Georgia May.'
Barriers tend to intensify romance. It's called the 'Romeo and Juliet effect.' I call it 'frustration attraction.'
Perhaps the time has come to cease calling it the 'environmentalist' view, as though it were a lobbying effort outside the mainstream of human activity, and to start calling it the real-world view.
Texts and e-mails travel no faster than phone calls and telegrams, and their content isn't necessarily richer or poorer.
Airline Employee: Aisle or window, smoking or non? Otto: What was the part in the middle?
Wanda: The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
Ken: Otto t-t-tried to k-k-kiss me. Wanda: I thought he might.
Sometimes I take this women's exercise class called Core Fusion at a place called Exhale. I shouldn't say it's a women's class. There's maybe two men.
When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them crazy. Sometimes it doesn't stop there.
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don't call it milk chocolate - we call it milky chocolate.
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Don't like being called sexy & bad! Some of us actually like being called beautiful & gorgeous!
