A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.Luigi: We shall call him... Zatarra. Edmond: Sounds fearsome. Luigi: It means, "driftwood."
The Count of Monte CristoSimon: Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? John McClane: The Psychic Hotline!
Die Hard: With a VengeanceClementine: I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I'd like it.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind