Quotes of: Cake Keyword

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one's time before the candles are extinguished on one's birthday cake.

Horseradish

When you have a steady and lifelong group of girlfriends, chances are the person you're telling the story to is actually part of the story.

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

People are less quick to applaud you as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to be up close and personal with this much money.

Icing on the Cake

I'll take my chances. It has you." And when a great man says something smart like that a smart woman just shuts up.

Icing on the Cake

Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.

It Occurred to Me

It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Tea at the Ritz is the last delicious morsel of Edwardian London. The light is kind, the cakes are frivolous and the tempo is calm, confident and leisurely.

The London Ritz Book of Afternoon Tea

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Mortal Coil

I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

Several of the girls at the party had had sex, something which sounded appealing but only if it could happen with blindfolds in a time warp plus amnesia

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

My eyelids are my own private cave, he murmured. That I can go to anytime I want.

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake

Tongues of Men and Angels: The Religious Language of Pentecostalism

If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees to climb and absolutely no doldrums.

Virginia Wolf

Playing basketball, I blew out my knee like it was a birthday candle. Sports are so much more fun to play when sitting at a table and opening presents and eating cake.

Xazaqazax

The years thunder by. The dreams of youth grow dim where they lie caked in dust on the shelves of patience. Before we know it, the tomb is sealed. Where, then lies the answer? In choice. Which shall it be: Bankruptcy of Purse or Bankruptcy of Life?

Sterling Hayden

You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that's going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.

Terry Pratchett

If I made a musical in the beginning of my career, it would have been crane shots and tracking shots and people coming out of cakes and whatever, but these techniques are something that I've left behind me.

Lars von Trier

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

Dylan Lauren

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

Jim Gaffigan

All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch Bread, made from a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and every sort of nut from the farm - hazel, black walnut, hickory, butternut.

Paul Engle