I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
The track is fast and I appreciate anything is possible.
The 100m taught me a lot and it's given me confidence.
Never buy your kid a Puzzle that you can't solve!
I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work.
I suppose because my work was so popular people didn't really look at it.
Every day I went to work at Tampa, I gave it my all.
Much of my work has come from being lazy.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
When I work a game as an analyst, all I do is look at the game like a coach.
People have different interpretations of my work, and I like that flexibility and openness.
My work is drawn to the political but avoids an agenda. There is no inherent critique or support.
Two people can work on a problem better than one.
If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.
Critical in this process of wisdom being passed down is that you also need to take it in; you need to listen to it.
The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.
The cure for sorrow is to learn something.
In government as well as in trade a new era came to the colonies in 1763.
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
