...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?' Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it. I...
Uncle Lewis: [Clark is cleaning up the garbage off the kitchen floor after the dog went through it] Hey Gris, you're not doing anything constructive. Run into the living room and get my stogey. Clark: Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Le...
I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.
I watch way too much C-SPAN.
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
Leadership - mobilization toward a common goal.
If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.
Students in school cheat not to get the 'A,' but to avoid the 'C.'
C-3PO: There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
Most photographers work best alone, myself included.
Emmanuel Lewis was amazing to work with. I'll love that guy to the end of time.
The opposite of anger is not calmness, its empathy.
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Don't just count your years, make your years count.
What I love best in life is new starts.
The more I accomplish, the more pressure I put on myself.
People don't get my sense of humour.
I don't talk much to offensive linemen in general.
You cannot be creative with people around you.
Who buys French cars? Not me.
