Time is a waste of money.
Mother Nature is a bitch.
That is death - shifting from "is" to "was.
Men go and come, but earth abides.
All art is but dirtying the paper delicately.
It is probably always disastrous not to be a poet.
Attack of the Kitchen Appliances!
For one to be free there must be at least two.
Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again.
Die Wahrheit hat keinen Erfolg.
A change is as good as a rest.
Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic.
In fact living is dying.
The whiskey kicked like a mugger.
Marriage is a partnership, not a democracy.
Prayer is a perfect harmony with God.
Truth is a gem to be admired.
Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
It is not well to make great changes in old age.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
