If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it.
Well, I'm a Harley Babe.
Everything I say is true.
We all do stupid things.
Divorce doesn't fit my cookie-cutter image.
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests.
Forewarned, forearmed; to be prepared is half the victory.
Life's difficulties are merely necessary roughage.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Not lost, but gone before.
I'm not going to be some kind of PC, tree-hugger.
I dreamt of worldly success once.
We live, not as we wish to, but as we can.
I like to do things that are surprising and different.
He who sows hurry reaps indigestion.
To travel hopefully is better than to have arrived.
Spiritual emptiness is a universal disease.
Be true to thine own self
I only know that I know nothing
