I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky FriedmanModern man is frantically trying to earn enough to buy things he's too busy to enjoy.
Frank A. ClarkYou know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
Chelsea HandlerI used to always buy clothes too big, but I should have showed off instead of covering up.
Carey LowellAny dope with a checkbook can buy a company. It's what you do afterward that matters.
Henry Silverman