My fate is sealed, like a new jar of peanut butter, but that doesn’t mean it has to be crunchy.
Sleepwalking is resterciseIt takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.
This Book is Not FOR SALEAdam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
SawI need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.
Glimpses of Grace: Treasuring the Gospel in Your HomeBe careful what you get good at doin', cuz you'll be doin' it for the rest of your life.
Blood, Bones, and Butter: The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant ChefWe made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.What do you mean "Ewww"? How is my tuna breath worse than peanut butter?
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku