Dean: [after seeing Gary holding a candle under the house owner's feet] Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing? Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money! Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even aff...
Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: Gulls are scavengers, anyway. Most birds are. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth! Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: That would hardly be possible. Deke Carter - Diner Owner: Why not, Mrs. B...
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak. I'll take the chicken then." I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck The busboy was a hen. I...
What business does memory have with time?
In business, success often depends upon the relative age of your ideas.
The people who make art their business are mostly imposters.
You must be an artist and an actor.
Forget perfect. Be quick. Quickness kills.
Quickness means you are hustling.
Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.
God is busy and has no time for you.
You’ve been one busy worm!
Busy is good because it shows you’re alive.
Living like this is a full-time business.
My dad knows the business, and he tells me I've got to do what's best for me.
In business, three things are necessary: knowledge, temper, and time.
No business can be made easier to do than excuses are to make.
…momentum—not experience—is the single biggest predictor of business and personal success.
I'm too busy playing to worry about the movement or the fingerboard.
I'm too busy putting my energies into my performance to be a diva.
I'm extremely busy and running around requires a lot of energy.
