Quotes of: Bumper-sticker Keyword

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Demetri Martin

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Charles M. Schulz

Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, .

Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

John Bolton

Bumper Sticker Guy: [running after Forrest] Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. 'Cause I'm in the bumper sticker business and I've been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you've been such a big inspiration to the peopl...

Forrest Gump

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.

The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth

I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!' Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center fo...

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: 'Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.'

Monica Crowley

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.

Mitt Romney

My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.

Joel Burns

There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.

Laurence Tribe

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

David Cross

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

David Cross

Because appearing to be fair is part of being fair, most mainstream news organizations discourage marching for causes, displaying political bumper stickers or giving cash to candidates.

Bill Dedman

I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers. 


At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.

Solomon Ortiz

A brick could be used as a thick bumper sticker. Then if you get in a crash, you can blame it on the housing market and the element of irrational exuberance created by Alan Greenspan. 


Rick Bet Blank

Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)

Witch's Canyon

Driving at night, when it’s dark, it’s the best time to wear a blindfold. My bumper sticker says honk if you’re horny, so give me a beep or two.

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