Quotes of: Bulbs Keyword

The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.

Michele Bachmann

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

Heidi Klum

I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.

Henry Rollins

From Chapter 11 "Rainy Day Puppy" ("The Missing Tulip Bulbs"): The next few days were hard on the family. It rained. It was cold. Winter had returned. The puppy grew and gained energy equal to a neutron bomb. He bounced and chewed and barked. Everyon...

The Missing Tulip Bulbs: A Springer Spaniel Mystery

Don’t eat in the dark. My brand of cat food comes with a light bulb in the can.


Sleepwalking is restercise

To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as a 40 watt bulb in an expensive one.

Edward Walker

I always loved bulbs, and I use light a lot in my shows. In my office in Paris, I have 300 bulbs.

Alexandre de Betak

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

Elliott Gould

The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electri...

Jeff Bezos

A Bible not read is like a bulb not lighted. Only insane people will love to work in the darkness with Kings' bulbs which are not switched on! ... and so goes the one who has the King James' but does not search into it!

The Great Hand Book of Quotes

He taught me to be a Da Vinci and I sit here, with his portraits waiting for him to return I do not think he will Is that what it means to be human to be all powerful, to build a temple to yourself and leave only the walls to pray

A Light Bulb Symphony

On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a light bulb into the sky. Don’t worry, my light bulb is energy efficient—it runs on solar power.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

The mind is like a circuit of Christmas tree lights. When the brain works well, all of the lights twinkle brilliantly, and it’s adaptable enough that, often, even if one bulb goes out, the rest will still shine on. But depending on where the damage...

Susannah Cahalan

Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark.

God Explained in a Taxi Ride: Since the bginning of mankind, more thought has gone into the understanding of God than any other subject under the sun ... this little book explains once and for all

[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually killing human beings. This is kind of a sick version of the old joke about how many psychiatrists it t...

Mindhunter: Inside the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit

I'm pretty much your average, energy-saving-light-bulbs-recycling citizen.

James Van Der Beek

My latest works are these things with light bulbs.

Jim Hodges

How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light-bulb?” goes the old Lojban joke. “Two: one to decide what to change it into and one to decide what kind of bulb emits broken light.

In the Land of Invented Languages: Esperanto Rock Stars, Klingon Poets, Loglan Lovers, and the Mad Dreamers Who Tried to Build a Perfect Language

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough.

John Patrick Shanley

Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light.

Ellis Peters

Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs.

Ian Frazier