So this is America. They must be out of their minds.
I find these shows very touching sometimes.
Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.
These fans are there to support me, and I'm so appreciative of that.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
I've quoted Lost in America several times.
Oh yah, I'm definitely an old rocker.
I haven't only been offered Hasidic roles.
When you're a kid, you don't want to be teased.
You've got to want to be married to the person you're married to.
Basically I try not to knock other comedians.
I am not successful, in terms of Hollywood.
You never accomplish everything you want to accomplish.
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Cleaning isn't all that interesting to me. I'm disorganized.
My legs are actually my favorite feature.
Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.
In a lot of ways, the make-up was the character.
I'm a video game buff.
I grew up on a tiny little island.
I always have bananas with me for energy.
