I have a whole different type of lifestyle.
If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I don't think I'm particularly beautiful at all.
A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.
Art is never completed, only abandoned.
Make your work to be in keeping with your purpose
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
I enjoyed the promotion with K9 on my introduction day.
I like the serendipitous surprises of reality.
I'm a gigantic musical film fan.
My comedy is different than a lot of people's.
I was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2004.
The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.
I wasn't a child who wanted to be an actor.
Sometimes I frown and I don't realise it.
Kids aren't born to be bullies, they're taught to be bullies.
There's nothing - there's nothing - as action-packed as 'Hawaii Five-O.'
Sometimes my fans are too nice.
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
I'm just happy to be working consistently.
