[first lines - theatrical version] Braithwaite: Hello, Mr. Lee. My name is Braithwaite. Lee: Hello, Mr. Braithwaite. Braithwaite: I've come to speak to you about a matter of great importance. Lee: Have some tea. Braithwaite: Yes, indeed.
[Lee Donowitz is discussing possible titles for his next film] Lee: What does Joe like? Elliot: Um... "Body Bags 2". Lee: [Sarcastically] Oooo, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis.
Bruce Wayne: [seated in the back of his car; he answers the phone] Bruce Wayne. Earle: What makes you think *you* can decide who's running Wayne Enterprises? Bruce Wayne: Well, the fact that I'm the owner. Earle: What are you talking about? The compa...
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Let's give some substance to patriotism. It may take a generation.
A few years ago, when I was hitchhiking through Laramie, Wyoming, I met an old and infertile man named John. I told him, “I think I’d have made a good son, John. But I’d have made an even better Johnson.” He nodded as he took a long drag from...
The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? Bruce Wayne: Most of the time.
Use each interaction to be the best, most powerful version of yourself.
When I drew Captain America in 'The Ultimates,' I hated my Cap, even though some people are like, 'Man, your Cap's cool!' and they made statues out of it.
Christianity has made of death a terror which was unknown to the gay calmness of the Pagan.
If you want to run an ad on the iPad, it has to be approved by Apple.
Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.
Elvis Presley: Nice job out there, Cash! Jerry Lee Lewis: That's right, kiss his ass! Johnny Cash: Hey Jerry Lee, does your momma know you're out? Jerry Lee Lewis: [laughing] She knows.
Bruce: Anchor! Chum! Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally! Bruce: We've got company. Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate! Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving! Anchor: We almost had us a feeding frenzy. Chum: Come on...
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
A few months after graduation I was working in films. It took off pretty quick.
Braithwaite: Hello Mr. Lee. My name's Braithwaite. Lee: Hello Mr. Braithwaite.
But then, even with sex, I'm more in the school of less is more in movies.
I learned again that the mind-body-spirit connection has to be in balance.
The most successful company in Silicon Valley is Apple, and they're the most secretive.
Rob: I want more, I wanna see the others on the big top-five. I want to see Penny and Charlie and Sarah, all of them. You know? Just see 'em and talk to 'em. You know, like a Bruce Springsteen song. Bruce Springsteen: You call, you ask them how they ...
