It is a Modern day, and these times need Modern solutions to Modern problems.
I can't sing. Definitely no ambition in that area.
I lost my parents when I was fairly young.
The funniest people are the saddest ones
Nobody considers a covers record an album.
What am I going to tweet about? My sneakers?
I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.
Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.
I'm not comfortable with just me, me, me. That's boring.
I'm one of those people who loves to fly.
They used to call me Cam-bones because I was so skinny.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
As an actor, we are, in a way, a mirror of other people.
I just can't relax. That's my problem.
We got to this point by constantly perfecting our products.
Remember: there are no small parts, only small actors.
I take things a little too seriously sometimes.
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
I hate actors who come and quote Nietzsche.
