Maybe a day will come when we may have to just put on a pair of glasses and see sports events.
Kapil DevIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney DangerfieldThe best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
Adam SavageI am a positive person. I never think of the glass as half empty. I just keep pushing forward.
Rosie Perez