Never name a show after a character if you want to be the guy running the show.
On talk shows I ask myself, 'What am I doing here?'
I don't want to do television. A TV show sitcom? I don't even watch TV.
Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.
Year Two is a critical year for any television show.
'Soul Train' was developed as a radio show on television. It was the radio show that I always wanted and never had.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
I don't have much time for TV shows, but if I did, I'd watch 'Seinfeld' reruns.
I'm like this mercenary actor going from show to show - people love to hire me, but then don't want me around much.
I love 'Homeland.' I think it's such a well-done, well-acted TV show.
Colonel Green: Good show! Jolly good show, Major!
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
If you try to have a fashion show with Bach fugues and John Coltrane, it doesn't really work.
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.
Don't show a hyena how well you can bite.
We have never seen the earth show her teeth.
We let him in, and now he shows us the door.
When you go to buy, don't show your silver.
If you can't bite, better not show your teeth.
A man shows in his youth what he will be in his age.
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I ju...
