Indiana Jones: Are you crazy? Don't go between them! Elsa: Go between them! Are you crazy?
Indiana Jones: [grabbing Elsa by the throat] All I have to do is squeeze. Elsa: All I have to do is scream.
Indiana Jones: Oh, rats! [Indiana Jones finds a whole bunch of rats in his path]
Elsa: Dr. Jones? Indiana Jones: Yes? Elsa: I knew it was you, you have your father's eyes. Indiana Jones: And my mother's ears but the rest belongs to you. Elsa: It looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.
Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones. Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us. Panama Hat: This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you. Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum. Panama Hat: So do you.
Bridget von Hammersmark: There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue. Lt. Aldo Raine: Enormous changes at the last minute? That's not very Germatic. Why the h...
Col. Hans Landa: So who are your three handsome escorts? Bridget von Hammersmark: I'm afraid neither of the three speak a word of German. They're friends of mine from Italy. This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented camera...
Butler: [Answering door] Yes? Indiana Jones: [In Scottish accent] Not before time! did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day? we're drenched [sneezes in butler's face] Indiana Jones: Now look, I've gone and caught a sniffle Butler: ...
Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way. Willie: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones! Indiana Jones: If you want me Willie, you know where to find me. Willie: Fiv...
Professor Henry Jones: I find, that if I just sit down to think... [sits in chair, which tilts backward and opens up a hidden staircase] Indiana Jones: [falling down hidden staircase] Daaaaad! Professor Henry Jones: [resetting chair legs] The solutio...
[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge] Indiana Jones: You want the stones, let 'em go! [the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram] Indiana Jones: Let 'em go! Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be foun...
[Indy has untied a boat as a diversion for the Nazis] Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad! Come on! Professor Henry Jones: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?
[after commandeering a plane] Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane. Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.
Indiana Jones: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi? Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.
Mola Ram: You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer. [Indiana and Mola Ram laugh]
Lao Che: You never told me you spoke my language, Doctor Jones. Indiana Jones: Only on special occasions.
[Repeated line] Indiana Jones: Ahh, Venice.
Indiana Jones: It was just the two of us, dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that. Professor Henry Jones: Actually, I was a wonderful father....
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus. Marcus Brody: Aah. Professor Henry Jones: Genius of the res-to-ration. [Brody finishes the handshake] Marcus Brody: Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here? Professor Henry Jones: It's a rescue. Com...
Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing! Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it. Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. [turns his cap around] Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes! Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car! India...
[Willie goes to the front of the plane, and sees the cockpit is empty] Willie: Oh, no... oh, no... [Runs back and starts shaking Indy awake] Willie: Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up! Short Round: [waking up] You call him Dr. Jones, doll! Willie: O...
