Bridget Jones has a lot to answer for.
Every girl wants to play Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering.
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
I think that's the whole point of Bridget Jones. It's all about that it's okay to fail.
All Bridget Jones did was give us a word for it - singleton - which was the worst possible thing.
Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out?
I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones' to get some money, to finance this earnest work, and then I chucked it out.
I really love 'Bridget Jones's Diary' - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She's supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?
Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.
Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society.
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party. It's like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden, shouting "Cathy" and banging your head against ...
As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three we...
Indiana Jones: [as the room is burning] Dad! Professor Henry Jones: What? Indiana Jones: Dad! Professor Henry Jones: What? Indiana Jones: DAD! Professor Henry Jones: WHAT? Indiana Jones: Dad, head for the fireplace!
When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the e...
I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional idea...
Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible boyfriend to go out with and not continue to form romantic attachments to any of the fo...
Major Dieter Hellstrom: [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong] [in German; subtitled] Major Dieter Hellstrom: I'll start, give you the idea. Am I German? Bridget von Hammersmark: [in German] No. Major Die...
Bridget - I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, sweet and dark. Joan - I like my tea like I like my men too. Still warm.
Professor Henry Jones: Junior? Indiana Jones: Yes, sir. Professor Henry Jones: It *is* you, Junior. Indiana Jones: Don't call me that. *Please*.
