Quotes of: Bricks Keyword

A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present. 


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A brick could be used to remind me of her. I mean everything else reminds me of her, so why not a brick too?


Brick and Blanket

A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors.

Brick and Blanket

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

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A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA.


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A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.


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A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.


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A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way.


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A brick could be used as a boat, and due to the brick’s reputation of indestructibility, we could call the boat “The Titanic.” Surely a brick with that name would never sink.


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A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.


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A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. 


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.



The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign. 


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year.


The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be great, but on an all-brick car it’d be even better.


Rick Bet Blank

Even a brick wants to be something. A brick wants to be something. It aspires. Even a common, ordinary brick... wants to be something more than it is. It wants to be something better than it is.

Louis Kahn

A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and allowed it to read a teleprompter. Remember: whether it’s Republican or Democrat, it’s still a brick, and it will do whatever the Mason’s want it to. But if you’l...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to separate two types of people. On the left is a guy who loves my writing, and on the right is a girl who loves my writing. Now I love both people, but I love the girl in an entirely different way—the kind of way that involve...

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