Quotes of: Bricks Keyword

A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years away hello. Greetings European people of 3013! I hope you still speak Europe and can understand not a word of what I am saying. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about sex and wailing orgasms, you pervert. That’s my sister you’re thinking about. And it’s particularly disgusting and disturbing because I don’t even have a sister. �...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the blanket to go to sleep on our relationship. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Curran let our a ragged snarl and punched the other wall. It burst and the entire wreck of the house came down in a fountain of dust. He shook his hand, his knuckles bloody. "Bricks are hard," I told him patiently, as if to a child. "Don't hit bricks...

Magic Slays

A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer. 

Brick and Blanket

I consider myself a laborer, building my career brick over brick under the sun.

Shakira

It's nice to be able to engage with this fan base that I've worked to build, brick by brick.

Terri Clark

A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was growing up, because a brick may be dumb, but at least it isn’t dumb and interfering in its absence. By not being a part of my life, my dad became a big part of my life, b...

Brick and Blanket

A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used as a basketball. And when you miss a shot, you can always shout, “Brick!” 

Blanket

A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can. 

Brick

A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money.  

Brick

A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s a silly dream, because I don’t have the ambition to get out from under my blanket and go out and grab the very thing I most desire.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift my heavy, elephantine penis off the floor. But before I turn the machine on, I’m going to ask you to stand at least ten feet ...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have a wart on her body before I began my experiment, but that’s just part o...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to say hello to a man who’s not only tone deaf, but also regular deaf. Just wave the blanket up and down, and be advised: If that blanket is red, he’s liable to charge you like a bull. I’d charge you too, if only I had y...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “Remember what?” And that’s precisely my point—you can’t even remember what you can’t remember, and I’m here with a blanket to help. So scoot over and let m...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare victory. Actually, it would be better to rape the men before you kill them, but do whatever makes you feel victorious. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida