Quotes of: Bricks Keyword

A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I nearly wrecked the universe. He wanted to spank me, but decided not to, because he was afraid it would come off as pedophilia to all the viewers who were watching in mainl...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a cape, when I’m practicing my anti-superhero drills in Grandmother’s basement and defying her wishes to drink her “fresh” chicken noodle soup through a 20-foot straw that runs from the basement up to the attic, where...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a possibility, but you probably won’t like it, because as soon as your parents gain another child, you’ll quickly find out that you were only their favorite child becau...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big. 
Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling. 


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wall, just as index fingers could be severed and flicked at politicians, to try to correctly redirect blame.


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A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)


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A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.


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A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military? If no, why are you acting like a brick?


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You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that doesn’t mean one is good and the other is bad.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it soundlessly.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida