Quotes of: Brick Keyword

A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.” 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.

Randy Pausch

A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be placed in the center of a silver platter, surrounded by leafy green garnishes to compliment the red of the brick, and frozen for the next time you have the in-laws over for dinner. I’d recommend eating before they arrive, because I...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hopefully after you use it to crack your own skull, and not too long after your death, the public will realize your genius and celebrate the greatness that was you.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun dangling down over your dining room table. You’d better apply sunscreen to your ice cream or it’ll likely melt in your bedpan.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good looking person, like a news anchor, to give it out to the masses and say soothing things with a straight face and all will be OK and the system will continue on as centrall...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your tiny mind about whether the bricks they are using are going to construct schools or prisons. They won’t tell, and you can’t tell, so just keep watching the news and i...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Brick Top: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary? Gary: No, no I'm not. Brick Top: But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty. [Errol zaps Gary] Turkish: [Voice over] It...

Snatch.

I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar