Quotes of: Brick Keyword

A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician strapped to the bed would probably say torture device. 


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A brick could be used to prop up a wobbly table—or an unstable relationship. I wish I’d have thought of that before I got divorced.


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People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to God than bricks are to blankets. –Cap’n Kintz


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A brick could be used to flavor your bathtub water, and raise the fluid level, so you perceive that you have more to drink.


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A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction of houses.


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A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting it to work is just trying it again and again until you get the desired results.


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A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If money grew on trees, then I’d get drunk on that fermentation.


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A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why stop the bleeding? Stab it a few more times and then sell tickets to the spectacle.


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A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.


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A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness!


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket of self-regulated trust on a bed of deceit. 


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A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those citizens would love to drink vodka dyed blue like window cleaner. 


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Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand them out, along with handshakes, and say, This will make everything OK. And guess what? They’ll believe you.


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A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’re busy selling pepper to the salty and sweaty workers, I’ll be selling them bottled water.


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A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if they are so stupid that they haven’t figured out how to tie their own shoes by now, torture really is the only path left.


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A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting Than.” I would say get Miley Cyrus to do it, but she isn’t interesting enough.


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A brick could be used to suppress the price of gold. But not for very long, because once the people realize the unrealized potential in undercutting the central bankers, gold will rise and fiat currency will sink.


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