Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.
A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants
A brick and a blanket could be used to show creativity, by making them the subjects of a divergence test. Oh wait, that’s what this is. Nevermind.
A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What part about secret don't you understand?
A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!
Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and maybe, in a Triangle of Truth where there is no is, and there is no isn’t.
A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down.
A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a dream.
A brick has eight edges and six sides. That’s nearly as many sides as a politician takes when discussing a binary issue.
A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.
Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told you I’d have to blanket you.
The general public will almost always stand behind the traditionalists. In the public eye, architecture is about comfort, about shelter, about bricks and mortar.
At the moment, in Britain we're facing such enormous cutbacks in education programs and music programs and art programs that you feel you are knocking your head against a brick wall.
Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want
A brick could be used in religious ceremonies. After all, it is slightly better than using live human sacrifices.
A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?
A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.
