Quotes of: Brick Keyword

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching? 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon.  

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is paraplegic and without transportation. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty enough to hold it down. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to bring about a pantsless revolution. A zipper is just a gate holding you back, man. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an epic space odyssey. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:  Brick: Hello!  Blanket: Hi!  Brick: How are you?  Blanket: Good. You?  Brick: Good.

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A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? 

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A brick and a blanket can be used as reasons to go on searching, when you’ve found all the obvious applications for the brick and the blanket—and immediately discarded them—but you lost the motivation to keep thinking, and you’ve lost hope th...

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A brick could be used to commit genocide on a small patch of grass, if you lay the brick down on the lawn and leave it there long enough. But I do not condone this monstrosity of lawntrocity. (Lawn + atrocity—clever, no? OK, no, it’s not so cleve...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough bricks to build a prison big enough to cage every citizen, then everybody would be equal. And I think our current political leadership is savvy enough to see this, and is takin...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name starts with Brj and anything after that alphabetically. Since people tend to vote for the first one on the ballot, Brick would not only benefit from the stupidity of the c...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick and a million bricks lies a home. For me, my home is one brick, and I carry it with me wherever I go, because I’m always on the move. Maybe one day, when I’m a wealthy...

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