Quotes of: Brick Keyword

A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat. 

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A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—permanently. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to foretell the future. Here’s my prediction: Tomorrow will happen. If I’m right, the brick was correct, and if I’m wrong, we’ll all be dead and my prognostication record remains unblemished. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a brick could be used to sell a handless man new gloves, but that’s a bit of a stretch, even for a rubber band. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but not very well and not equally as well. Which is whicher depends on whose colder and who’s more in need of constructing a permanent structure. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What can I get you started with?” Before they could reply, a Finnish guy said, “I’ll take a brick in a blanket, hold the ice.” What the bartender started, the Finnish...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.

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A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense or weighty as mine. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a particular vagina, or C) your mother’s vagina. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover! 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t aerodynamic. Yeah, right. I’d like to see someone make that claim as they watch a brick f...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to keep thieves away from your house. Just set a brick outside your front door, and you won’t need any additional security. Years will go by and nobody will steal the brick. And because the brick won’t get stolen, it’s pro...

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist! 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar