Quotes of: Brick Keyword

A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can have that feeling of hitting your head against a brick wall all the time.  

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A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is good for me, and bad for you. 

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A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick. 

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A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building a wall between us. 

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A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy. 

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A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea. 

Rick Bet Blank

A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. 3 is a number so magical it can only be used by a blanket. 

Rick Bet Blank

Many people see a brick wall as an obstacle, when it's really a 'how to' for achieving success. You have to build either of them one brick at a time.

Rob Liano

Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house. Slowly you see more details of the house-the color of the slates and bricks, the shape of the windows. The notes are the bricks and the mortar of the house.

Benjamin Britten

A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dialogue, such as:  Brick: I checked everywhere, and it’s not where I last left it. Did you touch my penis sandwich?  Blanket: What? Eww no, why would I touch your peni...

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Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

Hunters of the Dusk

A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and since nobody will want to eat it, you’ll be left with more cake for yourself.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at it, you can blank out your mind and find peace within yourself. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of people warm. But not that warm. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. I’ll take the two largest pieces, or half, whichever makes me appear the most generous.

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state, because they’re roughly the same shape, they have the same topography, and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope. 

Brick and Blanket