Brian's mom: Now is this the first time or the last time you do this to me? Brian Johnson: Last. Brian's mom: Now get in there and use the time to your advantage. Brian Johnson: Mom, we're not supposed to study, we just have to sit there and do nothi...
Richard Vernon: [Andrew laughs at Bender's backtalk] You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in...
I'm not a breakfast eater.
Oatmeal is a cheap and healthy breakfast.
Hash browns are my favorite breakfast food.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself in an enormous canopy bed, with a butl...
The land of embarrassment and breakfast.
Religion is the incinerator of the soul -
I'm very good about eating breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Sleep: the breakfast of champions
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
For breakfast I have grits, because I'm a Southern girl!
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.
John Bender: My impression of life at Big Bri's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can...
Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913. Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic? Allison Reynolds: No. Brian Johnson: ...
Claire Standish: He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him. John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you sl...
I never eat any breakfast.
