I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy.
As a mom, I understand how important it is to ensure kids start their day right and always make sure my kids have a nutritious breakfast. One in five U.S. children live in homes where food is not always available, which is why I partnered with Kellog...
Laugh before breakfast, you'll cry before supper.
A good breakfast cannot take the place of the evening meal.
Old countries don't disappear overnight; they stay for breakfast.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
Bender: [as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound.
Richard Vernon: Why is that door closed? WHY IS THAT DOOR CLOSED?
If you sing before breakfast, you'll cry before night.
Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?
I take my kids to school... I make them breakfast. Unfortunately, dad is a big spoiler, and most days, I make four different breakfasts.
Brian Johnson: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due to the fact that she probably hadn't breakfasted. It's only after a bit of breakfast that I'm able to regard the world with that sunn...
John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Andrew Clark: What do they do to you? Allison Reynolds: They ignore me. Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.
John Bender: Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
I married a damned cereal killer
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.