Quotes of: Brandy Keyword

Brandy is as lead in the morning, silver at noon, and gold at night.

German

If the bathroom and a brandy cannot help a man, then death is imminent.

Finnish

And finally, always remember that the other person started it.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

Give me, Lord, my daily bread, I will get my own brandy.

Yiddish

I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

No matter how old you are, there’s no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a “we.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

I always say the person who taught me how to sing indirectly because I listened to her all the time was Brandy. I fell in love with her voice when I was six years old. I always loved Brandy.

Jhene Aiko

I had yet to learn that while there’s nothing wrong with elevating your partner, that should not come at the cost of your own identity.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

Rose: [whispering to Jack] Next it will be brandies in the smoking room. Col. Archibald Gracie: [to everybody] Join me in a brandy, gentlemen? Rose: [whispering to Jack] Now they will retreat into a cloud of smoke and congratulate each other on being...

Titanic

He kept telling me his affair was over, but I kept catching him in lies. He wouldn’t shake this woman, and I simply could not trust him anymore.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

Calvin Candie: [the library doors open revealing Calvin Candie, Stephen is sifting his brandy] What is the matter? Stephen: [swirling his brandy glass, looks up] Them motherfuckers ain't here to buy no mandingos. They's here for that girl.

Django Unchained

Now," those Plumbago lips say, "You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell that story over and over. Tell me your sad-assed story all night." That Brandy queen points a long bony finger at me. "When you understand,...

Invisible Monsters

The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let “binging” be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

When I was growing up, Brandy was TV star, reality star, a pop star, a Cover girl, Grammy winner, had her own Brandy doll, and was the first African American to play Disney princess Cinderella. Most importantly, she is a survivor. Many only judge and...

Niecy Nash

I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

You need to be an adrenalin junkie when you travel with kids.

Graeme Le Saux

The moral of the story couldn’t be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you’re done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning and decide that those rose-colored glasses ar...

Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders

Apple Brandy?” “It’s for my tea,” she explained. “Medicinal, you know.” “Medicinal?” The Reverend tried to hide a smile. “Well, yeah,” Maddy started to smile herself. “Without the brandy, it’d be just some crumpled up leaves f...

The Ragtime Coven