If only I had the speed that my alien boyfriend had, then I could just zip through my senior year and forget about distance and mom’s annoyingly great sense of hearing. But when said alien boyfriend was in my bed, I wanted nothing more than the opp...
Sometimes it's a good idea to think about what you from a situation, and try to get it, rather than just blurt out the first thing that comes into your head.
WILL YOU BE BRINGING A DATE?" "PROBABLY NOT." "OH COME ON," Dora said. "I'M SURE THAT YOU MUST HAVE LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS-- AND GIRLFRIENDS..." I nod my head no and explain that my sex life is complicated. "HOW SO?" Tommy asked. "MY BOYFRIEND'S STRAIGHT...
Sydney: There's this scruffy looking kid outside. If he's your boyfriend, I'm totally going to slit my wrists. Elizabeth Osbourne: That dirty-looking boy who came to the door a second ago is your boyfriend? How old is he? Bree Osbourne: 17. Elizabeth...
At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.
Noel: A lot of people see friends as something you have on Twitter or Facebook or wherever. If someone wants to read your updates and you want to read their updates, then you’re friends. You don’t ever have to see each other. But that seems like ...
Golf is my boyfriend right now.
A boyfriend has so much to do with a woman blossoming.
At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry.
I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane. Even if the dogs are small.
Andrew Largeman: I'll be fine. Am I the first boy you've ever brought home? Sam: No, but I lied to you before when I told you that my boyfriend drives a Ninja. Andrew Largeman: He doesn't drive a bike? Sam: No, I don't have a boyfriend. But, you know...
Revenge is never the answer
I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.
I'm the kind of girl who always has a boyfriend.
I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.
My boyfriend is a vampire and I'm okay with it. - Laney
I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now.
I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school.
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
I'm definitely an independent person, and I don't need boyfriends all the time.
