Stains tell a story,” Zac said, waving his arms as he spoke. “My car is full of random stains.
The Boyfriend ThiefWhy did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?
My Boyfriend MerlinMy name is Arianna Morganna Brittany DuLac--you can imagine why I went by the name Ryan.
My Boyfriend MerlinDo I look like I want to be involved in your teen love saga? Ask someone who cares.
My Boyfriend MerlinExpectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.
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