February 2009 January 4. January 4. January 4. I rubbed the paper on my red calendar. I cried into the little box, into the last day we had sex. I was a tornado. I puked hurricanes. I was Jodi Arias. There were no more tears for him. Swirling eddies ...
Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.
Speaking of hope, did you see that shot Alec got off with his bow? That's my boyfriend.
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship.
A long-standing commitment to living in the present—because screw the past. She was a done deal. And screw the future cuz she was a fickle bitch.
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.
Most fathers don't threaten to disembowel their daughter's boyfriends." "That's not true. And anyway, that's not what I actually said. It was much worse.
You do not need a boyfriend or a girlfriend to write an emotional poet; because poetry is beyond hooks and holes.
Jackson snorted. And Selena play-slapped his chest, like he was her mischievous boyfriend. At that, the inital I'd felt transformed into
I'm sorry, but nothing 'just happens'. Stuff happens because either we make it happen or we let it.
Her family was a relay team racing toward Tomorrowland, but her father died, and in their shock they kept losing the baton.
I have nothing to hide, because I have nothing. Well, I do have love for you, but I keep that openly safe in your boyfriend’s heart.
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young.
With books, you can have as many boyfriends as you want, and no one gets upset, jealous or calls you out for cheating. It’s a win-win.
I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn't pleased with me. I'm useless as a boyfriend. That's how I managed to write all these songs.
For years after 'The Last Waltz,' I got all kinds of silly movie offers - or, maybe, not silly, but parts that are not my calling... lots of offers to play some wonderful boyfriend.
