President Business: [after putting the Kragle with the Piece of Resistance] Emmet... thank you. And I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart, from this moment foward, I solemnly promise that I will never- [the Kragle explodes]
President Business: [after putting the Kragle with the Piece of Resistance] Emmet... thank you. And I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never- [the Kragle explodes]
Technician: Sir, the oxygen level is bottoming out in Sector G. What do you want me to do about it? Vilos Cohaagen: [as if obvious] Don't do anything. Technician: But they won't last an hour, sir. Vilos Cohaagen: Fuck 'em. It'll be a good lesson to t...
All the years I coached, we sent a card to every professor for each kid I had, and I was able to keep track on a daily basis who cut class or who was dropping a grade average. What I did was bring that kid in at 5:00 in the morning, and he would run ...
Twitch is a platform. Switch it on, and you'll find thousands of channels of pure gameplay rolling around with people talking in the background. Dig a little deeper, and you'll also find people talking on camera, with sets built like an actual talk s...
At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill.
Once upon a time, there was a little creature that was rather small and rather wicked and it lived all alone in the woods. The little creature lived in a little den, at the bottom of a little ravine, filled with not-at-all little brambles and on the ...
Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer's a bit of a loose cannon. A suit decided long ago what it wanted to be, and it doesn't want to hear your ideas, but a blue blazer only got around to half the job. So it leaves it up to you to find its...
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.
A line begins with a Moment.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
We have learned the lines of good taste through history and our sense of guilt, be it post-colonial or post-Holocaust.
It's nice when someone knows their lines.
I didn't want to be 50 or 60 and auditioning for a three-line role.
Online advertising is display plus search.
[repeated line] Barbara: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.
[repeated line] Norman Ellison: Fucking Nazis!
[first lines] Henry Hill: The fuck is that?
[last lines] Humbert Humbert: Quilty! Quilty?
Christopher Guest movies are my top of the line favorites.
[repeated line] George: It was perfect.
