In Japan, I have my own line of dinnerware, but I'm not aggressive about pursuing those projects.
Nobu MatsuhisaI always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonaldThe fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.
Orlando Aloysius BattistaWe must look after our own before lining the pockets of overseas countries and investors.
Pauline HansonAnd to turn it into rap wasn't too difficult besides just rhymin' the last words of each line.
Slick RickI don't play online games. 'Warcraft,' I've played that, but I mainly play action games.
Steven SpielbergLast year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright