My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it.
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I would write ads for deodorants or labels for catsup bottles if I had to.
Luther: [clicking beer bottles together] Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!
Every dressing room should have a few proper bottles of bubbly.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
If a cigarette butt in the bottom of a beer bottle had a voice it would be the voice of Phil Tufnell.
empty whiskey bottles strewn about like forgotten failures
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.
It's impossible to protect your kids against disappointment in life.
Help yourself to a bottle of wine. They’re all empty.
If I share your bottle of beer, I’ll take the left side.
'The Hangover' was lightening in a bottle. We're aware of that. It went through the roof all over the world.
When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.
The directors that I end up having a really good time with are the ones that understand the fluidity of the medium and are interested in catching lightning in a bottle.
My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.
As the wine matures in the wine bottle so doth the minds of men and woman through experience
I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're living in western communities.
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book.
After a year, the aromatics in an olive oil are gone. Sometimes the bottles on the shelf in the supermarket are there a lot longer than you are.
