I found that old Solomon proved it fair, That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.
Robert BurnsBeing alive hurts. I have found it best not to rush for the aspirin bottle. - A Severed Wasp
Madeleine L'EngleLeonard Shelby: [looking at a near-empty bottle of alcohol in his hand] Hmmm. I don't feel drunk.
MementoBoss Spearman: Mornin', boys! [holds up bottle of chloroform] Boss Spearman: I brung your breakfast!
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