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I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while tinkling. If you think that’s crazy, then you haven’t seen a Florida gubernatorial debate.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Look to the past to help create the future. Look to science and to poetry. Combine innovation and interpretation. We need the best of both. And it is universities that best provide them.

This Republic of Suffering

Two mustaches walk into a bar, and the bartender said, “Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home. 

This Book Has No Title

Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both of us.

The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back

He thought of women in terms of breasts, not minds, and it always seemed to irritate him that most women had both.

An Unquiet Mind: A Memoir of Moods and Madness

In increments both measurable and not, our childhood is stolen from us -- not always in one momentous event but often in a series of small robberies, which add up to the same loss.

Until I Find You

She had the wild look of someone who hadn’t slept in twenty-four hours, with purplish semicircles underneath both her eyes. Being eighteen was like being made out of rubber and cocaine.

The Vacationers

You will never truly know yourself, or the strength of your relationships, until both have been tested by adversity.

Very Good Lives: The Fringe Benefits of Failure and the Importance of Imagination

...underneath that I'd said something else: we were both a couple of asswipes, and now only I'm an asswipe; why? And underneath that, something else: once an asswipe, always an asswipe.

A Visit from the Goon Squad

When your lover is a liar, you and he have a lot in common, you're both lying to you!

When Your Lover Is a Liar: Healing the Wounds of Deception and Betrayal

Don't judge without having heard both sides. Even persons who think themselves virtuous very easily forget this elementary rule of prudence.

The Way of The Cross

You can't see both sides of one coin at once, can you, child? The god of money always keeps a secret. The god of money was also the god of spies.

The Winner's Crime

Somebody will beat both [contents and price] sooner or later because that is good old Free Enterprise, where the consumer benefits from battles between jolly green giants.

Welcome to the Monkey House

The expression 'three is a crowd' holds true for both romance and politics. A three-way race is a disaster, because it splits the ballots, making it almost impossible to gain a majority of the votes. It usually results in a runoff.

Woman King

Both reading and writing are experiences--lifelong-- in the course of which we who encounter words used in certain ways are persuaded by them to be brought mind and heart within the presence, the power, of the imagination.

On Writing

America is not a place, America is an idea—an idea that died along with my grandpa. And I’m sad to say I shot them both. 

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

The worst part about clones is you could be both innocent and guilty at the same time. I didn’t do it—but I did, in the form of my clone.

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times.

The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year

I have triumphed over both life and death because I no longer desire to live, nor do I any longer fear to die.

Woman at Point Zero

They should make cell phones that are dishwasher safe. My cup runneth over—especially since both our drinks are in one glass because I’m too lazy to load the shotgun.

Xazaqazax

To be whole, we need to embrace both intuition and logic.

Your Steady Soul: May you transform your pain, anger, and hurt into wisdom, kindness, and love.