Quotes of: Booze Keyword

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Friendship can be developed by building halls one-person wide and having people go through two at a time.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I want to give the gift of life—to myself, in the form of my clone. So I’ll be giving myself myself, and I’ll be grateful—and so will I.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

He kept looking at my crotch, so I looked at his and saw he had an erection. That’s more flattering than any oratorical praise.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I hang out with light people, because you never know when you’ll have to pick someone up and use them as a human shield.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

But neither money nor machines can create. They shuttle tokens of energy, but they do not transform. A civilization based on them puts people out of touch with their creative powers.

Alcohol and Poetry: John Berryman and the Booze Talking

A substantial daily intake of alcohol was the perfect way to stay in shape.

I'm Coming to Take You to Lunch: A Fantastic Tale of Boys, Booze and How Wham! Were Sold to China

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.


If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

A monster’s not a monster to another monster. At least that’s what I thought when I saw my mother-in-law talking to a statue of Stalin.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

My girlfriend asked if I wanted to go see a politician give a speech on “Ethics”, and I said, Sure, I might enjoy a bit of stand-up comedy.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

She asked if she could have a word with me, and I replied, “So long as that word is yes.” If the word would’ve been no, I’d have said no.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I won a gold medal that day. I was a winner. Of course, since I was the only one competing, I was also a loser. It feels terrible coming in last place.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

I like to wear a suit and tie and say things like, Well, I’d better be getting back to the farm. The crop’s not going to grow without my encouragement.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

When money for food is scarce, I’ve got to start tightening my belt. And if I keep getting skinnier from not eating, I’ll have to tighten my belt even further.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

USA was founded in 1776. Or so I was told. I wasn’t actually there, so I have to believe the history books—the same history books that are full of American propaganda lies.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

Several famous people have licked my nipples. Well, indirectly. First they licked the stamps, and then I peeled them off the letters and stuck them on my nipples.


If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

My shadow falling over a spot of land always increases its real estate value. Buy it now, because at high noon, all value will vanish.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it did, I’d stand up and say, “Lecture’s over.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

With a phone to each ear, I’m efficient. One mouth, two ears, and two phones, I can talk to two people at once—and listen to neither.

If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger