Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain?
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI always bring a stick of butter to a knife fight.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerChairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerPolitically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerA politician is a person whose brain is as jiggly as Jell-O, only not as intelligent.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerHere’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe wheel is man’s greatest invention, and as such, unicycling is the world’s purest sport.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI pee whilst seated. But it’s hard to focus with people honking at me.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe four years I spent in college were the best five years of my life.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerMen lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerWord of mouth—it’s more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe longest 60 seconds in the world occur when someone says, “I’ll be there in a minute.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerWhen she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger