Quotes of: Book Keyword

I’ve been to the Big House. Not prison, but the Biltmore Estate.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instead.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My internal voice raised its decibel level. Sam O. Same

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Me and Ruth minus Ruth leaves me Ruthless—and makes me ruthless.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers. 

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I always buckle up, even if I’m only walking across the parking lot.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

We made love for 8 seconds. She rode me like a bull.

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I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m a student of life. My own. So I’m also my own teacher.

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I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.

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Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

A pen is like a switchblade you can actually write with—and pull off a successful mugging with.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.

This Book Has No Title

I’m putty in her hands. Out of her hands, I’m more like clay. 

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College has given me the confidence I need to fail. 

This Book Has No Title

I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.

This Book Has No Title

It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.

This Book Has No Title