I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m not interested in driving a racecar, but I would love to cruise around in a palindrome.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThere are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherever they are going.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.
This Book is Not FOR SALELife's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.
This Book is Not FOR SALE