Quotes of: Book Keyword

With mind distracted, never thinking, "Death is coming," To slave away on the pointless business of mundane life, And then to come out empty--it is a tragic error. (116) trans by Robert Thurman

Tibetan Book of the Dead

I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t hear it through the grass, the dirt, and his coffin lid.

This Book Title is Invisible

Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the other side of eternity.

This Book Title is Invisible

Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night.

This Book Title is Invisible

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

Your face influences your life, because it effects how people treat you. Sometimes you don’t have to be king to be treated like royalty—you only have to look like the king.

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An author named Arthur Arthurson would write about art, love, and road kill in Kenya. And I’d read him because I’m a meat eater and car enthusiast.

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When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic.

This Book Title is Invisible

The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between sex and masturbation. Sexually, you can find me at 6:00 sharp. Bring a condom and a glove—and don’t be late.


This Book Title is Invisible

Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work in the green field. Except in winter, and then I work in the brown field.

This Book Title is Invisible

There’s a little angel on one of my shoulders saying that this is a wicked thing to do. Then there’s a little devil on my other shoulder, and she looks a lot like you.

Othernaturals Book One: Possessed

He wasn’t gullible enough to be bullied by the ghost’s accusation – for Andrew Fletcher had his share of guilt, but he’d never thrown anyone down a well, either.

Othernaturals Book One: Possessed

I’ve had a lot of lieutenants over the years, and all the good ones were sick, sick individuals. You might be the best one yet.

Orphan Brigade: The Sim War: Book Two

How you approach birth is intimately connected with how you approach life

The Pregnancy Book: A Month-By-Month Guide Tag: Everythg. You Need to Know from America'S..

Papa thought that any book worth reading twice was worth owning. So instead of buying desserts, we bought books.

Papa Is a Poet: A Story About Robert Frost

Art has no influence upon action. It annihilates the desire to act. It is superbly sterile. The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

A sudden peace and excitement washes over me at the sound of a voice I’ve never heard, yet I know so well.

The Promise of Forever: Book One: Part One

I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.

The Paris Journal: Book One

Thus I rediscovered what writers have always known (and have told us again and again): books always speak of other books, and every story tells a story that has already been told.

Postscript to the Name of the Rose

You have a perfect right to consign us all to hell, rector, but you must allow us the choice of how we get there.

The Pan Book of Horror Stories

Sometimes a person who is utterly devoid of charm will try to create a good impression by using very elegant language; yet he only succeeds in being ridiculous.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon