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The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That’s why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law.

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The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing.

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Love is the gap between the blackness and the emptiness. Of course, there are also times when love isn’t so cheery and gets really dark and lonely.

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Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the term “manhole cover” is.

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A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible.

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Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.

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I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for them to do so.

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It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is the muddle, and the end is enlightenment. The subject is love, and the end is death.

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I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inevitably there’ll be a parade, so just remember your umbrella.

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Dream as if you’ll die tonight, and live as if you’ll sleep tomorrow. Let us make love sometime between the two.

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My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first.

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I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

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Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating with individuals who are as close to macaroni and cheese as humanly possible.

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Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I thought, “I didn’t realize dogs can speak German.

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Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled there in my sleep, at 65 miles per hour, while I was driving.

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When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.

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For the celebration I got champagne flutes, even though I’m not musical. That night I felt like Mozart. He was a drunk, right?

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The patrons aren’t patronizing the store, and it’s not just the economy that’s keeping them out—it’s that nobody here likes to be patronized.

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I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

He said he didn’t think he is good, but you can tell that secretly he thinks he’s good. And he’s right—he’s not good.

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I love writing about love, even though I’m an emotional orphan. I didn’t abandon my feelings—they abandoned me!

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