From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHow To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kicked in.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHe has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as an 88-year-old.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThis world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.
This Book is Not FOR SALECoaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.
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This Book Has No TitleWere you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.
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This Book Has No TitleIf I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral four).
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