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The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.

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In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail.

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I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.

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The right people came along with the right tools (eyelids), and it was goodnight, war. Peace felt like such a dream, probably because it was.

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Learn how to read by taking small sips first. Drink my watery literary nipples.

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No matter how great you are, you could always be greater. Let this be a lesson in the need to lessen the size of your ego.

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If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love.

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What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about that next time I do it.

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You can't be extinct if people aren't even aware you ever existed. I should know, because I don't know.

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There are going to be a lot of eyes on this year's annual Blindfold Convention. People always want to watch what they can’t watch.

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My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.

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I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.

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I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme coward.

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My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case, follow from the front.

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If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds.

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Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.

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I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.

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She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie.

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Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.

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I give everybody my love, and therefore nobody gets my love. I’m freedy—free and greedy.

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Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point them in the right direction.

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