Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolA man of words and not of deeds, Is like a garden full of weeds.
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in SchoolA writer paradoxically seeks the truth and tells lies every step of the way.
Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and LifeIf your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.
Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life